Glamorous Life of a Smut Peddler, Part 2

Spoken while the husband was looking at pictures of lifting ladies with great muscles:
Me: Ugh, God, I miss going to the gym so bad. I used to be swole. Now I am swole, but in different places. Him: Well I just watched two minutes of The Rock, how do you think I feel about myself? Me: Me: Slightly gay? Him: Haha. Yeah. “Slightly.”
I am very gay for The Rock. The only way he could be better is if there were two of him. Wait… STORY IDEA. PS: CONTEST GOING ON TODAY, GO ENTER, GET BOOKS, BE HAPPY!