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I’m an asshole. (Rock Remix Update and Teaser)

Welp, I owe you all an explanation. Pretty much the second after I posted the blurb, I fell ill AGAIN. Recovered from that, still pushed through, and then last Friday I developed the most raging case of tendinitis I’ve ever had. My forearms and wrists and hands all feel swollen and sore. However, I’m in the editing and revising stage. I can’t promise WHEN this will be out, but it will be out ASAP. I’m TRYING for August 15th, like I said, but the way things are going that’s looking awfully unlikely. Still, stranger things have happened, right? Still planning a launch giveaway. Friend me on facebook, follow this blog, or sign up for my mailing list to know when that will happen. The second I hit publish I am going to plunge my arms into buckets of ice water and operate my e-reader with my toes while I struggle to Not Write. I wish I could show you guys that I’m sitting in a coffee shop right now struggling to get this title out. I am so sadface. I hate it when people miss deadlines, and I feel like a total jerk. I suppose on the upside the editing I’m doing is going to make this book at least ten times better than it started out as. It’s been kicking my ass and I’m so ready to be done. But I’m not. MOPE. Here is a teaser, offered in supplication. A familiar face makes an appearance, so to speak. TEASER:

“What do you want to do now?” Carter asked finally.

I shook my head. “I don’t know. I’ve never been out on my own. I’ve never seen someone I know go out on their own, either.”

He nodded sagely. “Yes, that could be a problem,” he said. “Since you entered the church when you were a kid, did you have any other relatives that might not be all…” He trailed off and waved his hands.

“My grandparents died,” I said, “but I have two uncles and an aunt.”

Carter’s eyes lit up as though I’d said I knew the location of the lost city of tattoo ink and pointy bits of metal. Continue reading

Hard Rock Remix — THE BLURBENING

Okay. Keep in mind that I got two and a half hours of sleep last night. I am exhausted. I don’t know if this blurb makes any sense. But it is, so far, accurate. So for those of you wondering, “Yes, Ava, but what is HRR actually about??” I hope this answers your question.
Sexy couple in romantic poseAylen Ware grew up in the shadowy, secret world of the fundamentalist Mormon church, with fifty-three siblings and five mothers. Surrounded by true believers, she has always hidden her doubts and her sinful fascination with the outside world, knowing it could cut her off from the people she loved most. Then one day the inevitable edict comes down: she is to marry one of the church elders, a man forty years her senior and renowned for his cruelty. Mere minutes before her wedding, she finally decides to run. Fleeing from the only life she has ever known, she throws herself on the mercy of a tattooed stranger, vowing it will be the last time she is ever at the mercy of a man.
 
Half-naked and passed out drunk on a motel bed, Carter Hudson doesn’t seem like a knight in shining armor, but appearances can be deceiving, and as Aylen reluctantly allows him to ferry her from Salt Lake City to California before her intended husband hunts her down, she finds herself growing more and more attached to him… and some of her feelings are downright sinful. Unfortunately, matters of the heart can never be that simple. While Aylen resists her growing attraction and increasing dependence, Carter desperately hides a secret of his own, one that could forever alter their fragile connection… and put Aylen’s future in jeopardy.
So. That’s apparently happening. Now I’m going to bed. I’m either brilliant or really dumb, but hopefully you guys will enjoy another weird, crazy ride. Sounds a bit angsty, but don’t worry. Angst cannot last long in the face of Carter Hudson.

Hard Rock Remix — Excerpt #2!

Giveaway starts on Friday. Can’t wait! Also I would just like to say that this book is coming along much more smoothly since I deep-sixed my planned plot. It was boring. This is better. HARD ROCK REMIX: Excerpt #2
Swallowing, I picked my way back to the bed. As I’d thought, the floor was covered in beer bottles and discarded clothes. A mess of papers and a pen were scattered in the corner, and a guitar stood propped against the night stand. A prescription bottle of pills stood on the edge of the night stand, gleaming white. Doubt began to creep over me. The person in the bed was surely evil, if this was the way they lived… I brushed the thought away, and finally pulled up alongside the bed and peeked at the person who lay there. I gasped. It was a man. A shirtless man. I’d never seen a shirtless man in the flesh before. It was…strange. He was young, with a boyish face and dark hair. Jewelry, more jewelry than I’d ever been allowed to wear, gleamed against his skin. His ears twinkled with rows of earrings, a curved spike jutted from his eyebrow, and even his lip had a piercing. I hadn’t known that pierced lips happened. And he was covered–absolutely covered–in tattoos. Thick black lines, thin, dancing shapes, sharp jagged patterns–all of them flowed over his skin, dipping and diving and rising again over the landscape of his body. His muscular chest and well-formed arms were more ink than skin, and even his throat had been decorated. I knew what the Church taught about tattoos and piercings. That our bodies were temples from God, and that tattoos and piercings desecrated God’s gift to us, as if someone had painted graffiti all over a temple. I knew they were wicked. I knew they were wrong. So why does this temple look so good covered in graffiti? I wondered hazily…

WELL. Crisis at the Casa de Lore…

FIRST, yes, there is a book out called Hard Rock Arrangement. If you’ve already purchased the full series, there’s not much different about it except some toning down of the sexual language. So don’t buy it if you already have the series! NEXT, I won’t bore you guys with the details, but there’s been an avalanche of bullshit in my life in the past… two weeks? So Hard Rock Remix will be late, hopefully only by a few days, but who knows. I feel AWFUL for missing this deadline. To make it up to you, my faithful fans whom I love so much, I’ll be posting a teaser every day between now and release day, and in the next few days I’ll be starting a giveaway, probably signed copies and gift cards and stuff. So. Here we go. Today’s excerpt… meet Aylen Ware! The lovely protagonist of Hard Rock Remix.

Hard Rock Remix, Excerpt 1:

It was the coffee that drove it home for me. Sinful, sinful coffee. I stood in the hotel restaurant and stared at the huge metal cylinder of coffee in front of me. Actually there were three whole cylinders of coffee rather than one, but I was having trouble with just the one. It was all there, ready for me to try. All I had to do was reach out, take a cup, and shove it under the spout. Then I could bring it to my lips and taste, for the first time, the forbidden drink. …Well, to be honest there were a lot of forbidden drinks, but I needed to tackle this one thing at a time. I looked down at the hand not holding a book and willed it to grab a cup. It didn’t move. I glared at it, but it stayed stubbornly at my side. Do it, I chided myself. Just do it. Do it. Do it. You won’t be damned. Well. Any more than I was already. I’d smelled coffee before, at the Gentile grocery store, on the few occasions I was allowed to go shopping for the household. It had smelled divine, everything about it tempting…which of course was what made it so sinful. The only things worth doing, it seemed, were things you didn’t want to do at all. I’d always wanted just a sip, to see if it tasted as good as it smelled, but of course we weren’t allowed such things. Our souls and bodies needed to be pure. Well. Nuts to that

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Oh Aylen. You have no idea what kind of temptation is about to hit you. I need to cast Carter. And Kent. For… research.

Oh, my sweet lovelies.

Well. It should probably come as a surprise to NO ONE that I’ve been struggling with HRR, given my ominous silence, but I just read a good book and it has inspired me and hopefully I will be back on track to have it out by the end of the month. The blurb is changing, so I’ll be releasing that as the time nears, along with a fully compiled Hard Rock Arrangement. Now I’m off to write the prologue. Wish me the best of luck–I’m really gonna need it if I’m going to get a whole new book out in *checks watch* SIXTEEN DAYS. Fuck me. I’ll be posting teasers whenever write something I like. Thanks for your patience! I’m hoping to get the rest of the band’s books written this year. I have such fun stories to share. CAN’T WAIT! Love you all!