Glamorous Life of a Smut Peddler, Part 3

Me: *stands in shower, staring off into the distance, poofy loofah dangling forgotten from one hand* Shower: *pppppsssssssshhhhhhhhh* Me:Shower: *pppppsssssssshhhhhhhhh* Me: … Shower: *pppppsssssssshhhhhhhhh* Me: … Shower: *pppppsssssssshhhhhhhhh* Me: *writing epiphany happens* Me: …FUCKING FINALLY, JESUS CHRIST Shower: *pppppsssssssshhhhhhhhh*

All my bolts of smut writing inspiration come in the shower, I am a latter day Archimedes, goddam. You heard it here first, folks: “FUCKING FINALLY JESUS CHRIST” is the new “EUREKA!” …Which is to say that I finally figured out the titles and series name for my Rock Star Romance. World, prepare thyself for the upcoming Exclusive Interview (Rock Arrangement, #1)! Coming soon to an e-book distributor near you!